Ein Freund von mir schreibt wunderbarst kreative kleine Kurzgeschichten unter dem Titel „Aljoscha Dies“ (auf der FB-Seite lädt er mindestens eine pro Woche hoch!).
Am Wochenende hab ich für ihn eine davon illustriert (siehe englischen Text unter der Illustration):

„Its alive….Its ALIIIIVEE……oh shit, it took the knife.“

Dr.Jelinek knew it was a mistake to inject “50 Cent”´s genetic material into this swollen watermelon. The fruit was too ripe. Still, the mad doctor wanted to create something special, a living being, which was refreshing and can rap at the same time. It went horribly wrong: Aljoscha Jelinek, famous German biologist, was stabbed to death by his own creation, a Gangsta-Rap Watermelon. The despicable monster not only took his father’s life, it also stole Jelineks wallet. “All ya Bitches beware- There’s a new fresh-fruity prince in town. “, it sung, while it kicked the doctor’s corpse.